So is chris hansen cool in person? Or is it just awkward while you wait for the cops?
I believe that I finger-banged my way to the top of the corporate ladder.
She's doing shots in her underwear, a fur hat and mittens. I'm never coming home.
Walked in on my boss having phone sex at work... and somehow this didnt bother nor embaress him
I can't remember where my feet are. All I can see are colors, and all I can feel is terror. The lollipop was a bad idea.
I need to find more Xanax, my Grandpa doesent leave for another week and he's made it a mission to get me to come out of the closet as a xmas gift to my parents.
It's def pee. WHY DO I PEE ON THINGS WHEN I DRINK TEQUILA
You were so drunk you coat checked your shoe... Not even both of them. Just one shoe.
she said she just "wanted a guy who she could cook breakfast for". HUGE MISTAKE. I'm never leaving
How does one un superglue their foot to the floor
I just pawned the ring from my ex boyfriend to replace the ring I lost from my current boyfriend. #thanks
I refuse to believe this is a lapse in my dick hunting skills. It's gotta be the gods playing a game.
If you're doing something that makes your best friend lock you in a bathroom you shouldn't be doing it
You know the sex was rough when you wake up with a chipped tooth. I have no regrets
WHY CANT I FIND JUST A NORMAL DISNEY LOVING MAN TO PAINT WITH ALL THE COLORS OF THE WIND WITH!!
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