Bank of America texted me 7 times in 12 hours to say my balance was below $50. I kept transfering money back in. Then I texted my bank saying that it was okay, i knew what I was doing.
After we smoked, the cops questioned us but i just asked if he wanted to join our basketball team.
My fuck buddy took time out of his date with his girlfriend to text me happy Valentines Day.
I want to hold her baby but I'm afraid I'll give it a contact buzz
well what is some mechanical horse racing with out blow involved
gave him road head on the way to his grandparents house. purposely didn't let him finish, the sexual tension over turkey was indescribable.
I guarantee that wasn't the first penis someone placed on her forehead.
I feel like everyone in class can tell we had a threesome last weekend.
Is there a word in the English dictionary for impressed, yet disgusted?
I think the word you're looking for is flabbergasted.
It's entirely possible that I'm fucking yet another gay guy
ok so i took my anxiety medication and i'm eating junior mints and i think my vagina will be ok
It's sad that I'm more proud of my Twitter account then my resume
looked it up online and zoo tickets are only 20 bucks and there's also a museum of science close to the hotel.
i'm not going to a FUCKING museum. i want to be wasted and possibly double penetrated... have you EVER been on vacation?
You were so fucked you introduced me to a pile of Laundry
I wondered why I slept in the front room
it’s my vagina i can do what i want to
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