idk why but i just wanna to have sex with the idea of him. i don't even wanna meet him.
Small Doughy Asian men and sleeveless hoodies with nothing underneath do not mix well.
Sounds like the climatic scene of my favorite erotic novel.
he said i was chugging vodka in the parking lot, gave my # to a married man, started a food fight, and passed out at the bar. how could he NOT consider that a good first date???
Packing for the trip... do they take Visa in South Dakota?
I told him we can only be friends from now on & he said he knows but that I'm the 'best he ever had'.
you slept with him again didn't you
you can't just quote Drake AND compliment me at the same time & receive nothin. he knows me too well
I'm starting to have hip problems from having my legs spread too often.
You fell asleep leaning on my shoulder at the bar
okay, this game isn't funny anymore. tell us where all the forks are.
I'm not sure if it was sex or spear fishing. He goes in for it like he's crash landing a rocket
Finished watching the entire first season of mighty morphing power rangers. Now I have nothing. Not even a life.
Just like to put it out there it's surprising how little reception a dog cage has
I sent two dick pics to a wrong number and one was in .gif format so it was helicoptering all over the place. I single handedly ruined a child's life.
Come back. Shots need mouths.
Yeah, great now I will be tampon girl
The modern romantic, surprising his gf w/ a gram of blow
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