Well I thought I'd be nice but yeah I'm not a fan of you either you're an arrogant stupid cocky unfunny loser. Don't talk to me you're crazy
Is it wrong to want to cut a hole in the Tigger suit so I can molest you while I wear it?
almost just walked around my whole building with my bowl in my hand before i remembered 420 isnt a get out of jail free card
i've hooked up with him and three of his roommates and not a single one of them knows about it..think its safe to say i found the silver lining in a boys inability to communicate
I am fine. Katie thinkr i broke things pole dancing. I am coherant.
Apparently I whispered "Jesus was here" and bailed out of the moving taxi.
I just threw up on the floor. And we're gonna fuck on the beer pong table, so keep everyone upstairs.
The bartender said he wanted to turn you gay, and we got free shots the rest of the night
Her fortune said that she will soon be free. She's taking her bra off at the table.
Thanks for letting me rent out your vagina rec room. I don't expect the security deposit back.
I WISH WE COULD PLAY THE DRINKING GAME TOGETHER AND THEN BANG FOR AMERICA.
All I've succeeded in doing since I saw you is drool on my shoulder
This is the third time this year I've whored myself for a Netflix login. If this guy changes his password, I'm gonna fucking give up.
Or maybe pay for Netflix?
I'm not that desperate yet.
I just woke up in the closet wearing nothing but a Santa hat.
Shelly has the weirdest luck. Dude offered her a job riding a bucking bronco and it was not porn or stripping but an actual g-d cow.
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