And that's when I found out that Patrick wasn't in fact down with O.P.P.
She checked into foursquare right as she left work so he would think she was there late and not on some other guy's dick
I have to say for barely passing high school, that girl is a genius.
Drag queen told me that I have the cheek bones to do drag. That's supposed to boost my moral.
You know what i just remembered? I asked the 8 ball if i was gonna get kicked out this semester before any of this stuff happened and it said yes. ITS REAL.
Make me a sandwich
The day you make me feel like my detachable showerhead does I'll make you a sandwich.
We may have picked the wrong resort. Brenna and I have already been propositioned for swinging twice and we've only been here 3 hours
Do you think if i wear this shirt with my bengals boxers this kid will fall out of love with me a little bit because that's what I was going for.
I think snapchat is trying to tell you something. It's saying your boobs were meant to be seen by his family.
Like don't initiate a threesome when we're all watching SPONGEBOB. That's like sacrilege.
They were assless. I wore assless football pants.
I almost stopped mid bj to let him know I appreciated his balls being nice to look at/have my face near. But I didn't know if that would ruin, or improve the moment.
I responded like every reasonable adult would. With a gif
You know the sex was rough when you wake up with a chipped tooth. I have no regrets
It was probably bad to sleep with someone just to pet his dog right?
It’s Sunday Funday! Stop watching football and bring your penis over here. There will be plenty of scoring!
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