Come back if u want to. I'll do some dirty shit to u mamacita.
lol earlier she was acting like a normal gf... and then BANG! shes touching herself again...
And i was thinking, 'i'm happy to be underneath you, but i wish you weren't doing THAT.'
Woke up to a denim duvet cover this morning... why r guys so tacky?
His band may suck, but it's not like I'm sleeping with all of them.
We had sex in the bathroom. Then he told me I could watch him pee.
There were 11 girls in that minivan and everyone was either puking, crying, or yelling "we're a total shit show"
yeah a little bit of me felt bad about it. But the rest of me was having sex with him.
asked the cab driver where he learned Swahili last night.
if you ever get a chance to, fuck in a lecture hall. great acoustics. highly recommend it.
He is gay. There is no bi when you have a manhunt AND you are an art major. That's like a unicorn without a horn, it just isn't possible.
If I die tonight, I want you to have the rest of my nachos. And my porn collection.
Yeah. I fucked her boyfriend, she knows, and she still wants to keep dating him. That's love.
He broke through his window then signed his name on the biggest peice of glass from it. I think they framed it and named it 'best party ever'
yes that’s a photo of a horny gay donkey
Oh I know. I’ve known many horny gay donkeys in my time.
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