is it considered a "problem" when you find a pickle slice in your bed in the morning or is it like a "super-awesome bonus"?
3 st and 6 ave. One dollar pitchers. Look out world.
woke up and her hair clip was clamped around my shaft
Fiestas. Its like a classier verson of mardi gras.
so she asked me if I thought she was fat and naturally I said no..... but I think she might catch on
who is she? I really hope you have an explanation cause either you think I'm fat or you're cheating on me
I just talked to a CEO of a fortune 500 company while pooping. I LOVE being self employed.
We need to start having sex underwater more often.
RIP Summer 2010. God knows it had to be one of us..
Who invented hangovers? And why did I make out with him and eat an entire can of chilli mixed with hot fries while screaming "YOU ONLY GRADUATE ONCE" last night?
In hindsight combining orgy Thursday with mystery drink madness was begging for failure
It sounds like drunken magic sprinkled w narcotics
Happy Halloween!! Last Halloween we spent together you got brought home in a shopping cart
Please clarify that he is speaking of beer pong and not rough sex
look, my penis is an amusement park, and it's closed for maintenance. why can't you just accept that?
Well, I have no idea where my underwear is, so yea I would say it was a good weekend.
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