he's going on about how he's going to treat me right and wants to let himself be in love with me and spend a lot of time together. kids these days. like its not about sex anymore. i'm confused.
Who did Billy Mays play for?
smoked weed with Joakim Noah last night....if he was half as fast to the basket as he is to grab a joint from me we'd have another championship on our hands
Michelle and I recorded her bunny humping it's little rubber black ball.
so she asked me if I thought she was fat and naturally I said no..... but I think she might catch on
who is she? I really hope you have an explanation cause either you think I'm fat or you're cheating on me
whos cum tastes better, a guy who drinks apple juice or cranberry juice?
So after tequila Thursday, Jess broke her arm table dancing. Now her and Andrew look like the perfect drunk couple, matching casts and all.
When a man can't even pay attention to you when you're telling him about how big his penis is, there's something wrong
Right now he's sitting in the chair pointing to me to go away. He's trying to have quiet time with his penis.
School starts Thursday. Don't fling yourself out of the car to throw up screaming "classy" before I park this time.
It's a new year.
Like I'm not tryna become president or marry a doctor or some shit here, like one level above garbage is all I'm asking for
THERE ARE SO MANY HOT DADS AT WHOLE FOODS
We’re leaving where are you
Hold on Toxic just started playing
I would accept a super bowl ring as an engagement ring
And I mentioned the burning debate about your circumcision in my Christmas card to your mom.
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