I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
I've officially put my junk in foods from 5 of the 6 layers of the nutrition pyramid
We dont have to go to dinner or anything gay like that. I just wanna do it.
I absolutely love you.
I just got off a plane from Mexico. At least 15 passengers dashed to the bathroom throughout the flight. Can you tell its spring break?
I just put a tampon in while driving. Don't tell me I don't got skills.
Only if you bring Listerine. I can't come home to my husband from a bachelorette party with spermbreath again.
he needs to hurry and make his mind up... i mean i can't keep getting peed on by a guy who isn't even my boyfriend
she's doing key bumps of parmesean cheese
I JUST MET THE GIANT MAN THAT WILL CARRY ME FROM PLACE TO PLACE
I was mixing candy canes and coors light and was in a great place.
They usually take it with their boobs. It's like a horizontal motorboat
I don't know, Alex. I don't know. I lost my keys, my debit card, my makeup bag, broke my purse, had to have someone cut my shoe off, I have no idea where my costume is. I woke up next to the biggest douchebag I know and made out with this other guy while SIMULTANEOUSLY talking on the phone to the guy I'm talking to...
I wound up gambling on giant connect four with the bartender. I think he saw my boobs.
I just came rly close to telling a dude that I want to chew on him and there should be an oil painting of his ass up in the louvre before I realized that isn't how flirting is supposed to go
On a scale of 1 to hungover I’m definitely throwing up at the office today.
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