Did you REALLY have to twitter about our sex last night?
just bought miller high life, hungry man dinners, and a bottle of lube. you win life, you win.
billy ray cyrus is narrating a show on the history channel. my iq cant decide whether to go up or down.
Dude just fell down the stars trying to leave class early, the prof just looks down at him and says"thats what you get"
It was the gentlest way I could hit on a girl who just got hit by a car
And at least you didn't have a dinner of Ranch Pringles and Double Stuff Oreos. I forgot that part of being single.
All i know is we had 4 people on a tandum bike, and told the cops we couldnt stop because our momentum was so good.
Nope. He totaled my car then moved back to Louisiana to work things out with baby mama. I sure know how to pick em
I bet George Washington got SERIOUS head back in his hay day.
I don't understand how these people can do extreme gymnastics and I have problems walking up the stairs.
Walk back down Church toward Mass Ave. Take a right and head for the guy in a kilt on top of the really tall unicycle. C u soon!
She said she was hoping I'd be hotter. I told her I didn't see anybody standing in line to titty fuck her either. She was a great kisser.
It was inevitable. It was like I was a caterpillar and now I'm a drunk and high butterfly
Yo making cake in the shape of a penis is no easy feat
I just had to explain to my grandma what a reach-around is. Too far..
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