I think it's safe to say that I made out with the entire msu campus this weekend
Seriously, it was like sucking my thumb.. and im not even saying that to be spiteful b/c he is a really nice guy.
It just feels wrong masturbating with my neighbor's cat in my apartment
Petting the cat and listening to "you've got a friend". This is why I smoke weed. To make sense of situations like this.
Bouncy castle Catalina wine-mixer race for the cure. It will be as fun as it sounds
Had "I should be in prison or dead" storytime at the bar. Found out James has done blow off a dead guy. Overwhelmed and speechless.
She twisted her ankle and paid a homeless guy for a piggy back ride home from the bar.
how do you play pong handcuffed?
everything in the house taste like gin even the water, friday nite was a success
I just went to add a song I had never heard before to my "high as fuck" playlist and it was already there.
I think the cashier could tell I was sad. All I bought was penis shaped food and chocolate
I went to watch porn and there's already 3 Santa videos. Happy November 1st.
I can't believe there are people our age getting engaged and I can't even find a solid coke dealer.
I just got a rock from a customer. Weirdest. Tip. Ever.
Come cuddle! I'll be passed out somewhere in the library. It'll be like a scavenger hunt!
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