4:33 am: Sleep on left side of my bed. T-shirts are second drawer on left side, boxers top right. I don't wake up when lights are on so feel free in my room..
you grabbed his arm with one hand and the bottle of smirnoff with the other and headed off to your room you were on a mission
Someone apparently named 'eleaw' just text me asking if I had fun last night.
After Thursday my breakup "don't screw anybody out of respect" month will be over and I will be set loose. My pussy is purring with anticipation.
She kept telling me to calm down. I was on the floor with my eyes shut, not moving. In levels of calm I was one step above coma patient
Dude. The amount of love and appreciation from a house full of stoners when you come home at 4 am with donuts is overwhelming. The kind of love to make Jesus have to work a little harder at his unconditional love thing.
At this point I think you're just judging my taste in men
Got hit on by the cable guy. Solid 9. Think Orlando Bloom with a glorious curly mullet.
We were just getting out tux's at men's warehouse he pulled both of the fitting room girls. I dont think he should be getting married
This is the best thing we've done since that time we started a religion
How many times have you told me to call 911 this week?
Lol twice
I dropped a piece of Mac and cheese in the shower and I almost still ate it. Stoned, but not stoned enough to degrade myself.
Cheyanne in woods. Ducks attacked. My toe is bleeding. We are gpsing our way home on foot. No worries
We are never doing shots of gin. Never again.
I'm pretty sure that's exactly what we're doing.
I'm not saying it wasn't great. I'm just saying sleeping with a gassy, depressed,45 year old mother was a different experience. Would do it again though.
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