That girl really should ne nicer to her vagina. It's not a playground.
Apparently hers is a theme park.
I am now the proud owner of a 10-12 year old's Optimus Prime costume from Walmart. Tomorrow is going to be a good day.
She threw her promise ring on the ground, that's when the freak came out.
i dont know what was worse.. snorting the wasabi or puking on the neighbors dog
Did my good deed for the day.. Helped an old guy hide his beer on the NJ transit while the ticket lady came by
Well, I now know how many glasses of wine it takes for me to fuck my neighbor.
Also, any YOLOwl-related sex photos will result in you winning ten orgasms, courtesy of myself, as well as sweets and bacon-based dinner. All entrants welcome
I have decided that today will be all about indulgence and hedonism.
Turns out the creepy dude who bought us tequila shots was the friend of a friend who then got us a table and several large bottles of champagne.
Never judge a man by his mustache.
You were passed out by the toliet and when i said i had to pee you told me to piss in the sink. Never has a girl with alcohol poisoning been so rude.
Well if your hearts not big enough, your penis certainly is. Just have a threesome
I'm so drunk. Remember me this way.
I'd rather have snapchat than feelings.
My Sexting was not on an AP level
Sorry, my phone died and I decide to charge my vibrator instead. #priorities
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