have you ever wondered what it would feel like to stick those coneheads in your vaj
omg every time its on
felt a little awkward waiting for my McNuggets after vomiting all over the counter
Mass Text: Free blowjob to first person to bring me a nacho cheese chalupa.
Your dad needs a mid life crisis affair thing, I could totally be that girl.
Your drinking has interfered with your drinking. I bet you could get a scholarship to a rehab. Thats pro-level
And by sexy pictures I mean pictures of my penis in strange places. I rock out with my cock out.
Hey, it's Thrasher! From the hospital!
All I remember from the concert was leaving in an RV full of middle aged people playing circle of death
Do you ever actually plan things? Or is it always drugs then whatever happens? I'm considering being worried about you
what are you going as for halloween?
drunk, naked, & emotionally unstable
WE HAD GREAT SEX AND I HATE MYSELF FOR IT
I hurt myself, but I'm pretty sure I saved the carpet.
Congrats you've received dick pics from an Olympic silver medalist
I traded some nice guy at the bar ten bucks and a pack of cigarettes for his leather jacket. I'm pretty sure I win at life. Whoever is in my phone as Tyler Durden, I thank you.
Why is there an inflatable flamingo in the backseat of my car?
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