i dont think there is any level of not caring that i havent covered in the last month
did it hurt when the cum got in your eye
not so much hurt, more like a stinging sinsation like mouthwash
I least I know I can't get pregnant because it's on my hair
Lady came into work yesterday. Full on stache and beard. I've never concentrated on making eye contact harder in my life.
One of my students just told me turtles are lazy and need to get a job. Fuck yes, my job here is done.
I'm not sure, but I think she had a tampon in when we fucked
got so drunk i was kicked out of my own birthday party and tried taking a bottle of vodka with me
I started making my dollar bills into rings for the strippers
I smell like gasoline and adventure.
Think I pulled my pelvic muscle.
I think I pulled my ashamed of myself muscle.
She kept telling people I wrecked her brain. That high.
I am sufficiently unimpressed with the options available to my freshly shaved self tonight.
did you know the cops in wilco have clean up kits in their cars for when people puke in them? i found this out this morning. i'm finishing paperwork now. come get me plz?
you guys have a strange definition of the word fun. I would have said dangerous, terrifying, or life-threatening. of course, bowling can now be described the same way.
His eyefucking isn't even normal eyefucking; it's eye anal.
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