Your sister got a Brazilian yesterday. It looks great
I didnt realize til after I got out of her apartment and into the lobby that we lived in the same building.
Yes..we had amazing sex that I have a 50 percent chance of remembering.
we are playing family charades. my sister pointed at me. everyone guessed alcoholic.
just when i thought we would make it home without incident he tried to walk a police dog
and PS, please don't fuck in the corn maze, k?
I told her I named my penis "The Spirit of Exploration." That's all it took.
Liquor doesn't fix sad, but it sure as hell lowers my standards for a rebound.
I tried to take home a cat on broadway last night. I named him Pinocchio and put my purse down on the sidewalk and tried to put it inside it
So how exactly do I backtrack from motorboating and ass grabbing?
I need you there. I need someone to glance at when other people inevitably annoy me.
I will teach you the ways of the ho life, my little gay grasshopper.
When dealing with embarassing medical issues, don't you want your brother's wife to be the one fishing around up your ass?
He let me eat chexmix while we fucked... I think I love him.
They were shocked that I could handle my liquor so well. I'm half Irish and half Russian. This is what I'm made for
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