I got a chicken sandwich and a frosty out of her. Better then having sex
Haha im about to meet my shrink &i have so much shit to tell him i made an outline
It's not normal to lose a tooth eating a McDouble.
did the walk of shame through a baseball field. .A little league game was going on. Proceeded to buy a hot dog at the concession stand. the looks were priceless.
I feel uncockblockable...banged her in the bathroom with my iv still in
They wear helmets and mouth pieces when they drink...u down?
Finishing last nights 1.5L of wine and beef jerky for breakfast. Work looms, ever the prickly bitch.
i made this one couple from ohio so uncomfortable that they left....and that was WHEN I HAD PANTS ON
I have walked into stripper central, but I'm on the street at 1:00 in the afternoon
I'm at the point where I'm more upset that he got to keep my bottle of Fireball than that he stopped talking to me with no explanation
Dude, if that was the MLB player I think it was leaving your bedroom this morning please tell me you got his autograph. It could pay the rent for like six months.
Xanax and full house Tuesday is now Percocet Sunday
Sean just lit a cig with his taser..... I am in awe
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
I'm cuddly bitch. Deal with it.
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