I'm 3 blocks south of you watching drag queens.
is her vagina suppost to smell like dirty taco bell?
Sarah Palin is going to have a show on the discovery channel...Can I get a moment of silence for knowledge?
THEY HAVE A VOMIT TROUGH.
What?
A TROUGH FOR VOMIT.
its not that he announces that he can deep throat a banana its the fact he knows he can and it makes me wonder how he found out
I came so hard that my back seriously popped like 5 times.
Talking to a male stripper. About the LSAT. Only in Vegas.
I was trying to sing daddy wasnt there from austin powers but apparently I was crying and and yelling jibberish...I get to into this shit
Ok if you are accepting my apology, please continue to ignore me. If you are not, please fill out the brief survey that follows, to help me improve my people relations: a) your a bitch please leave me alone b)your crazy pls leave me alone c) I never cared ab u please leave me alone. D) all of the above e) all of the above but I wouldn't mind still fucking u. F) who are you again? Your answer will not b shared and will b used in accord. With the law. TY
I have no idea why I said that. I have no idea why anything happened last night, I broke my toaster making a egg. I'm going to quit drinking.
He stole a bottle of grenadine from the bar. And got arrested. His new cell mate is going to love his bright red lips.
There is blood on my sheets, we apparently used 8 towels, everything in my shower is knocked down. Wut?
URGENT INPUT I'm at a renesance fair after party and I'm 100% lined up to fuck their sword swallower OR their contortionist. Dont say both - which direction doth I roll?
I feel like there's no sexy way to pull 12 condoms out of your bra.
The first guy I ever sexted is having a baby.. Is this what adulthood feels like?
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