fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
I hate you but I'm not in hate with you
Your date looks like the Cloverfield monster. good luck.
It's gotten to the point where even copying off yahoo answers is still way too much work.
She was perfectly content just sitting in the middle of everyone blowing bubbles in the air.
Sober December ended when I found beer behind my bed...I lost $2000 but spent 6 hours sober. Meet me at the bar?
What happened to "I wouldnt even touch her with a ten foot pole"?
Her vagina devoured it.
Woke up naked next to Alex and he was braiding my hair and then commented on how healthy my hair was. I don't even know anymore..
I wish him all the best and hope one day he can afford the surgery to remove his head from his ass
The shit I just took was four, very distinct colors. Jager night was a success
I'm not sure we can use safewords tho. She smokes so much she had to keep asking what the safewords was. Bondage and bongs don't mix
I found three naked dudes in your bed this morning. Did we have a really weird break in or do you need to tell me something?
His name isnt in my phone as “Satan’s spawn” for no reason. #devildick
The wedding is over. Operation sleep with my step-sister has officially begun
I really need to stop having sex.. I haven't been able to get a brush through the back of my hair for a good week and a half
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