i woke up in his bed, he had my shirt on
and high school musical 3 was playing on his lap top
So then I sent a pic msg of the Magnum XL box to her friend
Some milfs here doing some blow
Dad?
College is just filling the gap until I get a rich girl pregnant
His mom walked into the kitchen smiling, made a scotch on the rocks, hit my bong, and told us goodnight enthusiastically. He's suddenly more appealing to me.
So after tequila Thursday, Jess broke her arm table dancing. Now her and Andrew look like the perfect drunk couple, matching casts and all.
Does anyone know who that girl who fell backwards and broke the shoe rack with her head was?
I'm really good at handling things like foreskin and speech impediments.
she was trying to use her iTranslate app while we were having sex.
He wrote me poetry. 12 hours after getting my number
Dad says your scarf isnt fooling anyone and u look like a douchebag, its literally the perfect time to tell him your gay
I mean thanks for the bj but i wanna forget everything that happened last night between 11 and 5
I'm surprised I don't have a permanent face imprint between my boobs.
There's glitter all over his bed from my Pink VS panties... I think I might invest in similar styles as a way of marking my territory just incase.
He told me he would make me come so hard I would throw up. I'm actually horrified that he thinks that's something any person would want
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