I just spent an hour correcting all the grammar and spelling of all the 2pac songs on my ipod
The cab driver just finished telling me how leaving community college after one month was the best desicion he ever made.
She talked about nothing but beanie babies for 45 minutes. I'm never getting high with her again.
We got really high and decided it would be a good idea to wash towels in the dishwasher. I left before I could see the final result.
I vaguely remember chanting "USA" at the pool when we were talking to the Frenchies.
We were pointing at fat people and chanting USA.
She called him at 5 AM so that he'd be ready for her birthday breakfast and drinks at 6. This is why people don't need to wait until their 21st to have their first drink.
Just paid off my possession ticket on 4/20. Helloooo awesome.
I knew I was in trouble when she kept referring to the next day as things we should do
So you brought her to my house and left her on my couch.
She just asked to come over. She's either going to bring one of her dads guns and kill me or we're going to end up having insane lesbian sex.
I just washed my birth control down with captain because I don't have any water and I need to wash the blood off my face before I leave my room.....
Remember when I said I had my shit together?
But seriously I don't know. I haven't seen her since I gave her back her 3 blind mice stick, and she just started hitting everybody with it.
It was marvelous. I was drunkenly conversing with my professor in some of the best Spanish I've ever spoken.
Are you vicariously golddigging through me?!
it’s about to be september and all i keep thinking is what if i go (another) full calendar year without having sex?
I’m not sure she knows my name. She introduced me as “the fuck toy”
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