wouldn't it be funny if when girls shaved their vaginas, they gave them sideburns?
Just donated money to a kid for her softball team.
Obviously I'm trying to futher our next generation of lesbians. I may be hitting on her at the gay bar in ten years...
I've walk of shamed through this apartment complex so many times, I think people think I live here.
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
we've been doin it since '07. it's like married sex now, were both comfortable so neither of us really tries anymore, we just do it because it's convenient
She just said, "are my livers going to die?"
Its so bad though\nOur relationship has gotten to the point where im posing nude with a swiffer
Basically taped my dick down because it's too obvious in this costume...
And you were like wow I love water shots they taste so good
I think it's safe to assume that dad heard you lose your lesbian virginity last night
Well, she yelled at the stripper that she couldn't lick whipped cream off his nipples because she is lactose intolerant.
Why is there cereal literally EVERYWHERE?
It didn't follow directions.
He kept referring to my giving him head as a new level in our relationship and acting sentimental
You gave him a bj, not a kidney
I just split a tacobell party box with my boss. 12 tacos. We were equals for a moment.
Whoever thought of breakup sex is my new best friend
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