It all came flooding back to me: there was a woman with one hand
Guys are so much hotter at OU. Come my mating season, I am flying south like the geese in the wintertime.
he took off his pants and apologized in advance if I thought he was too small.
thanks for singing to me while i puked last night
like in an apt above a crackhead. A LEGIT CRACKHEAD. he woke me up every morning this week asking me if I wanted to buy a mini fridge and some CDs. at 5 am. EVERY DAY.
Trying to guess which perfume the stripper was wearing based on my bf's clothes
Woke up Christmas Eve morning with my face smelling like ballsack.. No regrets.
my heart is telling me chinese, but my head is telling me beer.
If he comes over tomorrow, im answering the door naked. Simple as that.
She seriously spent 30 minutes trying to make balloon animals out of my limp dick...
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Exactly.
I don't want a baby! I JUST WANT AN ORGASM THAT ISN'T SELF INFLICTED.
I'd rather blow Nickelback than be told he gave me gonorrhea. I'd even post it on Facebook for all of the world to like, share, and judge me.
You started having a threesome right in front of me.
lololol that's what happened?
Stephanie looked me right in the eye while she was going down on you. It made me really uncomfortable.
It's like his penis moved in and did some interior decorating without telling me first...
So um... You probably shouldn't post that picture of me and your crotch just because that's a new level of raunchiness that I'm not willing to accept yet
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