is it bad that while shopping i looked specifically for clothes that hold their form after taking them off and putting them on again and again?
Stop bringing these fucking whores home with you. If I have to fight over the remote with a bleach blonde idiot wanting to watch the hills reruns one more time I'm pissing in your shampoo.
i hope when i become a housewife i'm more of a gretchen and less of a vicky
Just made hot dog dorito pasta. It happened.
Ohmy god im about to fuxk my TA. i thyought this was a dream but i love you. <3
Any night you end up on the couch next to the trash can with a bag of white wine on your head is a rough night.
Did you really just text me at 6:35 in the morning asking where the condoms were? I moved out a year ago.
Do you think i can prewrite an apology on friday and leave it vague enough to just finish on sunday?
Not sure. We'll pass out on that bridge when we stumble to it.
She called all of my friends to find out where I was last night. 7 out of ten said their place.
RE-DICK-YOU-LUSSSSS
That's me emphasizing the ridiculous
Also I'm proud of us for having an educational conversation in this group text.
I was just thrown into the pool and now I'm surrounded by men... You would think this is the dream but I'm just confused
Explain to me how we're not being documented on? A gynecologist I saw two times 8 years ago popped up on my people you may know list on fb. What in the actual fuck?
Having to do the walk of shame on crutches was defiently a first for me. cheers to the governor, klove
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