Fuck appropriateness.
duuuude. vodka popsicles DO NOT function.
my fake id says im a 34 yr old russian lady ... how is this working
All I know is that we apparently made a drink we named The Single Girl which is rum, vodka, grain alcohol, and sprite and rolled around in the backyard.
My mom said that if she can come this weekend, she'll buy the weed.
The guy in the cast riped the tap off the keg and hit steve with it
You kept going up to guys in plaid and screaming "are you a lumberjack" in their faces
We hit a deer while we were singing an acapella version of "I will always love you"
I feel like I just want to take a shot of jack, have sex, and shoot myself in the face. In that order exactly.
Last night I was introduced as the Picasso of getting fucked up so I obviously had to live up to it by chugging long islands
Her mom came in and passed out drunk on the floor next to us while she was riding me, "it's all good, she does this all the time" is what she said
"Why is there a bottle of Tequila taped to the fan?"
I cant believe you bit her ass cheek, she must have been really weirded out.
yeah so we made out to make it less awkward
High school drama coach is wasted and wanted me to tell you that I’m good at flip cup and you should be very proud of me
Where the hell are you
The smell of pee and coconut conditioner still makes me think of him
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