There is a girl getting fingered on my left, a middle aged drink man smoking a bong and two girls flashing the cameras in front of me. I'm in the middle trying to maintain my innocence.
you're the best thing to happen to me. closely followed by learning to ejaculate, and drugs.
I feel like shaving is just admitting i'm gonna do him, even though im still on the fence
shave. it'll take 10 min. Better safe than hairy.
We can add pilot to the list of people who's lives I've changed...with my penis.
Dude. This guy has a ketchup bottle full of jello shots. Best. Thing. Ever.
This guy just tried to hit on me on facebook. His most recent listed education is middle school. This is my life.
While all the other girls were trying to out skut the next, Cameron was just doing cartwheels around the bar. I think she's the only one who got laid.
You kept yelling in my face " YOU'RE GONNA HAVE TO SUCK A DICK TONIGHT!"
My gut feeling that we had reached a new level of intimacy last night was confirmed early this morning when you sleep farted on penis.
That's not a current picture, because if you look deep enough into my eyes you can still see morals. Not these days.
I added a U.S. Senator on snapchat....casual.
We did it to 80's cardio music. Talk about a workout.
I feel like I hate him but his dick too bomb to hate completely
You know it's time to call it a night when every guy in the bar (all 3 of them) have seen you naked at one time or another.
I want you inside me. Finish your papers.
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