Omg I def was not. I wasn't that drunk. I showed that I stuff my bra but I didn't whip my tit out.
I was going to clean my house but wine sounded better
Only my sister would update her facebook status while going into labor.
i just uploaded pictures of my nephew, and you & d puking in the same toilet. i think i should keep them in the same album. show my nephew what he has to look forward to.
I woke up naked in his kitchen...His name is Mike and we're having a "what happened last night" beer.
you had acid sex with the barista. why is my bucket list your tuesday?
I'm afraid you are becoming too bourgeois with your switch from boxed wine to bottled.
I vaguely remember Matt shouting something about "GET ON MY LEVEL!" at the bartender before he attempted to order a case of tequila from him.
Not sure if you're still doing the whole "sleeping with only one person" thing but if you're not we should sleep together when I get back in town tonight.
Did I tell you I bit someone's arm for you last night
The whole bar erupted and in happiness and confusion as I went on about pancakes.
Are there edibles for sale in the Denver airport because if so bring those to my mouth
OF COURSE I NEED TO KNOW I MUST KNOW EVERYTHING
YOU ARE NOT OMNIPOTENT AND YOU HAVE TO DEAL WITH THAT
I AM OMNIPOTENT AND YOU HAVE TO DEAL WITH THAT
Skipping class. Wanna Drink now?
yea. just give me 15 min to write a paper.
The only good thing about being back at work is supply room boom boom with my office husband
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