Yea and his cousin visited from central and i fucked her i was texting him at work teasin him about it but sent it to his mom by accident
So you maybe wanna hang out again? I could use the $5
Whatever I can do to help stimulate the economy
there was a trapeze. enough said
just had to take a 4 hour nap to write a one page paper. its obviously the week after winter break.
Poopin on the sidewaaalllkkk. I wish my text told you that was a song
I found a wheel chair. there is now a high chance im going to be fired from this job
I'm not an expert but calling her the "hot lesbian" isn't going to coerce her into a 3some with you
I'm at your house, laying with your dog, eating taco meat, take your time.
This guy randomly got in our taxi, and has now collapsed on the sofa anouncing that he's staying the night.
I'm still in my ugly sweater and underwear drinking coffee next to a plate of assorted treats we stole from the party. I got a new sweater by the way, its shoulderpad-y and looks like a news anchor got thrown up on by Liberace. I'm pretty proud.
It hurts to hear and I can smell shapes.
It's a sad statement on my day when the high point was getting a pap test.
What even was the context for that. All I have written down is "I would vote for President SnakeJaw."
I need to sleep so I can die properly tomorrow.
Somehow my life has turned in to drug deals at the bar, and illegally camping on a mountain because I have no where else to live.
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