I think I'm in Tiajuana
You are not in Tijuana. I saw you an hour ago
I could be
Do u kno any dealers?
I've officially lost all respect for you, dad.
Now you know why i just sit on the toilet and scream
i think i got so emotional from a mix of getting my period and slapping the bag like five times
I want to get so wasted that I make middle aged irish men look like mormon girls
We agreed to not shave eyebrows when someone is passed out. douchebag.
ill do whatever it takes for me to get more high and eat pie
And next time please put a text between discussing my orgasms and discussing your son - that was weird.
Turns out he's old enough to be my dad. I'm so excited. I've never had a sugar daddy before. What should I ask for first!? Want anything?
If you can get her to make out with you without paying for it, I will personally make you president of the american lesbian league
So my POF profile is full of Archer references. Only guys who get them will be getting any response to their messages.
The thing about pooping in the woods during hunting season is you never know if someone's watching you.
I mean, I let him sleep with me after we both ate taco bell sober... That's kinda like love, right?
Tripping over coffee tables hurts shins but face is okay bc I landed on a sofa.
I seriously just rolled a joint on my high school diploma. I feel like I've come so far.
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