You work out of a Hotel?
We succumbed to passion, and then he had to go meet his girlfriend. End of story.
I don't think so, think I've only met him once, the night I lost my teeth
like stop trying to get a relationship out of this when i'm clearly in the drunken mistakes part of my life.
And by "got a tattoo" i mean i got a tattoo in the dorm bathrooms with a guy using his cousin's tattoo gun.
He was pretty wasted I guess, but the crippled guy threw the first punch it was awesome
My penis has a 100% approval rating. He has never received a formal complaint. If you'd like to file one, you can go fuck yourself.
You said that about some fat chick sitting on the base of a lamp post and puking. Downright heroic.
Is YOLO really just a socially acceptable way to say you enjoy putting things up your nose?
They sent me to the hospital. Apparently, of the many things I said, I looked at the doctor and told him, "Wow... it's like you're a REAL DOCTOR!"
Well, I've taken the art of car peeing to new heights
Woke up this morning with my period. Saw a commercial for the beginning of Shark Week. I see what you did there, Mother Nature. My pad's off to you.
Like her Facebook page isn't even hers. It belongs to her tits. It's Titsbook
yeah she's crazy. she fought a possum in my alley because it was "being a cagey little cunt"
My mom just asked if I wanted a mimosa when I got out of the bath.
I think everything's gonna be okay.
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