I want to make a zoo with you.
The handjob she gave me was better than the best blowjob I've ever gotten.. Just imagine the possibilities.
there were like 150 questions AFTER the application. you'd think for a store that has dick molding kits it'd be a joke
You're just mad because I look hotter in my mug shot than you do in yours
Your lack of dedication to alcohol is forcing me to drink with my ex husband. U suck
I woke up wearing a lax pinnie under my shirt, a triathlon medal, and a dora backpack... I think I had fun
He literally named all the parts of the vagina as he fingered me. No more pre-med virgins.
Don't be surprised if I hand out mini dildos on Halloween
Yep. My memoirs will be called "A Slore Worth Mentioning"
$1 drinks and Playboy theme. I am never leaving this place
I'm literally beginning to think that my sex dreams are prophesies
Like he was trying to be sexy but he had shit taste in porn so i left
Come get your boyfriend. He is hammered talking to me about hot dogs and casinos.
Last 4 google searches: class c felony, scary ghosts, peanut butter jelly time, Lindsey lohans vagina
idk he wanted to trade sex for a triple order of hashbrowns
AND YOU SAID NO?????????
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