hey in girl talk does "want to come over tonight and have some beers with me?" mean i want wiener?
I don't care how bad it tastes, i just put it in my mouth and deal with it
So on facebook, the pictures from my church mission trip are right up next to the pictures of my first time on E. Sorry Jesus.
I'm lit.While shaving my legs I pretended the razor was a tractor cutting down corn. Noises included.
If i die in the snow, get to my laptop and delete all of the nickelback. password is "barry"
as in "white"?
I don't think he grasps the fact that I would much rather he finish inside me than on my $400 Anthropolgie bedspread
What if this is the rest of my life? Sitting at the bar waiting for someone to play Single Ladies
Apparently she saw two women get in a slapping match over a comforter at target yesterday. She said it was awesome. Clearly I take after her.
My mom just invited me to come with them on their honeymoon to Mexico this summer. And I got a Bump-It in my stocking.
Pass the awkward sauce please.
I'm drowning in it here
New carpet is nice. I'm making carpet angels. Like a fresh snowfall.
you strike me as the kind of person who when they spill something on their lap they take off their pants and eat it anyways. right off the crotch seam.
Prop 8 repealed and I FINALLY got my period. Good day for America!!!
Just got high and apologized to my vagina for getting chlamydia
Let me know. Show me one boob if yes. 2 if no
This is what I get for listening to Christians.
Randomize
