my penis was classy and tasteful, i don't know what her problem was.
Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
last nights makeup is better than no makeup at all.
I have a new reason to go to work: I can tell which 3 of my coworkers are sisters just by looking at their butts.
quitting drinking is the number 5 new years resolution but number 4 is enjoying life more which one do you think im going to pick
Her face was so far in my boobs, I didn't think she'd make it out. She took it like a man. She's a real trooper.
Then I realized I was alone sitting on the bathroom floor brushing my teeth at 2am laughing to myself.
Any coincidence your getting married tomorrow and it's the most predicted day for the rapture? Just saying
dude, my ass and shoulder hurt from that kayak last night... note to self: wood planks holding kayak from ceiling do not also hold up a human being
Who takes their shirt off at the bar?! Classy broad
I do. In all fairness there was someone else's blood on it.
All I have done at work today is eat and try to get my coworker to tie me to his bed again
I don't know if it is the Everclear or chemistry, but i think my brain is coming out of my ears.
Omg how many tall cans is too many tall cans for 1 pm
Jarrod's passed out on the chair with a cup of milk and I've been staring him down in an attempt to use telepathy to make him spill it. Attempts unsuccessful.
I'm seriously scared right now. Woke up next to 3 geese and a lot of feathers ..
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