Theres a random in my bed. Omg but at least he's a law student?
I'm at a job interview and I smoked a little before I came. I thought it would make me less nervous. Boy was I wrong.
i just set an alarm for noon. fuck yes winter break.
the whole city is out of plan b pills. this is the meanest game of musical chairs ever.
I honestly don't know what my boundaries are, but shitting on me is crossing them.
So the drug dealer I'm sleeping with just got drugs from the other drug dealer I'm sleeping with
Isn't life beautiful?
Next sat night Titanic party. Bring your floaties, trashy necklaces, and a large lung capacity. This ship is going downnnnnnn.
I took "we live within stumbling distance of the bar" as an invitation and challenge
he told me it was nice to see me not blacked out mumbling to myself in the front seat, I told him it was nice to see him not in handcuffs.
I told him to just roll me a blunt and put it in a heart shaped box.
I'm dying. The alcohol is viciously exiting my tiny body.
I'm pretty sure I made out with a guy in a man thong.
Sitting topless in my room drinking wine from a box... It's good to be back at school
You left me a message at 3am crying because you just found out there's a Paddington Bear statue in Peru.
Remember that cop that blew me in the parking lot a few weeks ago? He's possibly with his wife and kids shopping at Target.
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