Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
Yeah but his hole really smells sometimes
Midget Michael Jackson impersonator dancing to Beat it in Penn Station almost caused me to miss my train. God, I
The woman at walgreens tried to sell me clearance condoms with my fake eyelashes. Does it look like I get laid?
All i learned in high school was how to sell drugs
you were so high that you made a 14 page PowerPoint on why Santa would beat Peter pan in a fight.
and I must say, you were very persuasive
I pulled out and her Nuva ring was around my dick... It was like I won a carnival game for adults... I asked her where my big stuffed bear was
Next thing I know we're all standing in the kitchen holding hands and thanking God for the beer.
I left you pizza on the porch. I didn't want to wake you, if you were passed out on the bathroom floor again. Sorry if it's cold.
He literally cocked blocked all the dudes that tried to talk to the girls he was with, and they all loved him.
Same guy who tossed the brunet over his shoulder as they left screaming "Bring me my lucky shovel!"
I can't stop drooling did you spike my drink?
What kind of present accurately says to my male suitemate "I'm sorry that I accidentally flashed you my vagina while I was super drunk"?
nothing out of the ordinary. you aplogized for having a spicy vagina and passed out
There is resin on and IN the refrigerator. Its even on the food. My god, what happens to you?
Don't drink and try to take a shower. I thought I was drowning
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