so explain again why im purple
no
So guy #2, the dancer, is programmed into my phone under the name H.uy. His number- 11 digits. I should have stopped drinking.
You should've stopped drinking when you started asking people for bites of tequila.
I mean it's my life so what if i want to drink Molson from my sparkly shoes and not regret anything
He did not appreciate the "you did reuse the diamond" comment when looking at his new fiance's ring.
I took shots of absinthe with my mom just now. Except awful things.
So I get to my parents and walk in the door so my mom knows I'm safe and alive and my grandpa looks at me and says "were you being someone's bitch". And I about died of laughter
Wow, he seems so solid
I'm sure you're still partially crippled from thar blow job on Saturday, so I understand it's probably difficult to text.
considering I just took 3 shots of fireball I don't think I'm coming back tonight. also the hulk just walked in crushing beer cans on his forehead
I am going to go back to drinking and listneing to Hanson now. Maybe crying. Or perhaps Full House reruns
And I am bleeding like slutty girl #1 In a horror movie
I'm in the Sheetz parking lot waiting for dad to finish a drug deal.
So, I think think I left my underwear at your house. Well...not exactly your house but your roof.
I’m really upset they canceled the conference. Since the divorce I’ve been working out, I bought cute new outfits and even found a bikini I liked. Now it’s all online. You can’t get laid at a webinar
Alcohol and video games. A solid Friday night. Even before covid
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