at a bonfire and someone threw a plastic cup in the fire. everyone immediately stopped what they were doing to yell collectively at him about what he was doing to the environment, then went back to drinking
only in oregon
She made me add her as a friend on fb before she got into my bed... I sense a stalker
let's skip the party, and just play drunken wii, again. its time to give my vag a break.
Changed my sheets. Found a can of rockstar, crushed bag of tostitos, used tissues, and enough of both of our clothes to make a whole outfit.
You had sex with him even after he literally described himself as a "coldplay guy"? There's a line you just don't cross. There is a line.
She's like the pied piper of lesbians.
And your hair- I'd make sure to pee on it first.
i understand why you think this is a bad idea but its happening so buckle up an get your whiskey
All I remember was after sex she kept trying to take pictures of my dick "for memories"
I just don't know what he sees in my vagina...and that scares me.
I was super naked---except I kept my shoes on, because I'm a lady, and I was bent over a bar.
i had an epiphany while laying on the driveway for 5 hours yesterday.
i realized i waste a lot of time
sweating bourbon at client mtg -- you?
Unless your name is actually "Ticfj" like my phone says, I have no idea who you are...
one of my students asked me today if i was having a baby. fuckin 4 year olds and their lack of filter. time to get back to the gym i guess
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