these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
This guy has a retainer. We're golden.
And Anthony pissed on himself at the strip club
i have a reoccuring irrational fear i'm going to walk in on my dad masterbating. Night.
If I pass out leave the food near me so i can wake up to it
Well you broke that rule when you put it in your mouth.
Dude, you walked in on me 5 times each times you had a different person with you. And each time you lifted the covers up and said 'whats going on in here'
Drunk walkin through police station. America
Drunk me thinks I can light up a cig anywhere, sober me finds this hilarious and highly irresponsible. The grocery store is not a bar.
Please stop leaving drunk voicemails with your new black/Irish accent.
After she saw a msg in his phone from me that listed the reasons why I love his cock, I don't think I can deny fucking her ex.
Valuable lesson learned: if you reach the point where you have to talk yourself in to finishing the last half of your beer, you shouldn't try.
usual friday morning routine. the pants i wore last night are in my passenger seat and im rooting through the pockets trying to make exact change at the dunkin donuts drive thru
There two guys dressed as FEMA workers with jump-suits that say "Post-Disaster Breast Examination Division"
So basically he is jobless, a potential serial killer, and has poor taste in music? We simply don't have time for that.
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