Like my Aunt Merial always says ... big dicks, big dicks.
We video chatted for almost two hours. But I woke up with puke on my keyboard. The question of the day: were we still chatting when I vommed? No idea.
you think the cum will come out of moms black shirt?
At one point during the moaning he reminded me of Forrest Gump
Chipotle...archenemy of the gay man. Cockblocking me since 1997
What do you want me to say to her? "Oh hey, I need to borrow your soon to be husband to make a porn, cool?"
That's why they call him "the cheesegrater".
I think I have vodka in my lungs
And apparently midway I said "hurry up and finish so we can talk about what a bad idea this was"
Dude, he's legal now. You could not pry me from his dick with the jaws of life.
Do the right thing and go fuck yourself off a cliff
He's so sweet...I can't see him enjoying that I got injured during sex.
Is it day drinking when the suns up like when does that start
asking for a friend
Your sister just admitted to being a " much bigger bitch" than you. So you've got that going for you, which is nice.
Just trying to show you I care.
Isn't it supposed to be "what would you like for dinner?" instead of "how do you take your blow?"
Hey, you're the one who asked me to mc to move in.
Randomize
