Spring semester is just not the same w/o you
I wish my mouth had a period so that could be my excuse on those days I don't feel like giving head
redhead is getting on the bull...again red head is getting on the bull!
Nothing like a little anal leakage to start off Sunday morning. Can't decide if that speaks well of my weekend or not...
The guy in front of me got in the club with his green card, that's awesome
I think you can do her, she seemed pretty set for revenge the second time her boyfrind high fives her in the face.
I walked in on him successfully eating chips and masturbating at the same time. I don't know whether I should be ashamed or proud.
I passed out in all my clothes. like my purse too..and with a cup of water next to me..and my last tweet last night was "Bye."
it's too much effort for something that isn't food.
i came home after a long day at work and she dropped a plate of cheesecake and a bottle of whiskey in front of me and said here's dinner
Stuck in the Minneapolis airport for 3 hours with an expense budget and a wine bar. This could get out of hand quickly.
Dude, he wouldn't have sex with me during halftime cause we were rooting for different teams and that would be "bad juju", I had to settle for 69.
I am serious when I say I think I broke a rib having sex with Kyle. It might be puncturing my lung. No lie. I might die today.
When's the best time to point out that all of my orgasms this year have been self-administered? Valentine's day?
my roommate had drunk sex above me in our bunk bed and then built me a fort to apologize the next day
Randomize
