You surviving the open bar?
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Sorry I wasn't really responding earlier. I was really fucking high and so into that car chase.
Tonight's Jeopardy categories were "Star Trek, Action Figures, Dinner For One, In Need of a Date, Still Living With Mom & Dad, You Have No Life." Beginning to think my life is the Truman Show.
I am totally the chick from Intervention who barfs up wine and then re-eats it.
You passed out in the bathroom with the door locked. Had to take a shit in your litter box. Don't worry, your cat buried it for me.
There is nacho cheese and blood everywhere.
Just whatever you do please don't lick his face again.
See what happens chris. I told u not to invite her over. Now shes on her way to jail and were stuck with two pomeranians.
What happens at the gay bar stays at the gay bar. Except that I sold my panties for $100. People should know that.
You shouldn't do laundry high cus pink.
You put your finger on my lips and told me 'the butt is nature's pocket'.
I don't remember that at all, but I stand by what I said
Dude you chased a girl around the yard and then fell over the curb. Face first. You got up on your own tho so you reached champion status
Your smile makes me feel like I'm frolicking through a field of gummy bears.
I'm excited for him and his new girlfriend. I'm just going to miss his penis is what I'm saying.
I think drunk me is trying to kill me.
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