i don't mind that he's uncut. i like it! it's like a little sweater!
a cock doensn't need a sweater! especially a skin sweater! wtf.
That's like some buffalo bill hannibal lector shit.
I just answered "If only I knew" for a quiz in criminology, she loved it. I got an A
I imagine the nuva ring like a bug zapper. It just kills them all.
just left a line of flour and citric acid on the dresser for my roommate to find. teach that bastard to steal my coke!
That's because you're a slut. A slut fucking a fence.
Either way you look at it, I'm a slut. But either way I look at it, I'm having a fucking blast.
I still don't understand how I went from crying to blowing you in like two minutes.
Just had to return the shit I stole from the dining hall, with everyone watching...apparently there ARE consequences for being drunk, coked up and belligerent.
Hey, no judgement here...this is the girl that threw up on a box of kittens at the magician's house
i dont even mind you always shaving my pubes when i pass out, i'm starting to find it liberating.
We can get high as fuck when there are no orders. If not its cool. I just figured Take Your Blunt Buddy To Work Day.
His girlfriend left him for the pizza guy. I am not fucking kidding.
I fucking hate humanity. I met a twenty three year old adult with an aol email account today. I'm not sure how those things are related, but I'm sure they are.
Drunk and bowling. Only good things can come of this
My boss's toddler just went through my bag and found your vibrator...you owe me a drink.
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