I'm skeptical of all drag queens.
TYLER... glimpse of last night: leather chaps, guacamole dip, a jump rope, spray paint, and rhinestone studded pajamas.
i think you have the wrong number... but your story sounds delightful.
Why dose there have to be another girl there for you to do this?
its hotter. Way hotter.
I was just making a list of the girls i have slept with and i can't remember your sisters name
There's an old bald Japanese dude on the metra next to me. He's drinking MGD on a crowded train, and rocking out way too hard to what may be the same Dallas Green song I'm listening to. Life is sweet.
I just fell down the stairs in the library and further deviated my septum. That's why I don't study.
he sent me a pic of his dick and balls out with sunglasses over them like a face. i was at dinner.
do you still have it? i kinda want to see.
We were banging then all I remember is coming down hard and smashing my top teeth off his forehead. I just rolled off and tapped out. Done-zo
The sex is great, I just think it'd be better if we listened to Deftones during it.
he bit THROUGH my nipple
plus side, no need to pay for a piercing.
Does she know she is talking to people who slam shots of fireball and chase it with vodka?
Sarah was butt-chugging wine and diarrhea'd all over the wall
He's got a beautiful penis, I can't lie
He has no idea he’s my boyfriend.
Dude, fuck these noisy kids, fuck all this light, and fuck you for getting to sleep while I have to be productive and hungover.
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