porn star on stage now. Get unkicked out.
i just rode the bull and i see vomit in my future.
What do you want? Don't say anything that would make me look like a pussy at the store.
She said she couldnt do it today but shed make it up to me next week
stick it in her butt and if she asks, say that thats what you thought she meant
Who would have thought google would have HELPED me fail a test...not pass...thank you pacman, thank you google....
he left me a note this morning. it said "thank you for letting me touch you"
It's almost like sex with her has gotten boring... like it's still good, but the creativity is lacking... it's times like these that i wish she still wanted me to gag her
Your penis has nothing to do with my throat infection, sorry...
My arms are sore from holding up pukeahontas for so long
YOU CAN'T JUST DO COKE AND THEN CALM DOWN
Well, somebody (me) put on reindeer antlers, crawled around on the floor, and meowed at people... So yeah, I'd say it was "one of those nights"
Why is there puke in my guitar?
Because you puked in your guitar.
The highlight of the trip was definitely my dad telling me that I "used to be his prettiest daughter."
I came so hard my entire leg seized. Her blowjob gave me a Charlie horse.
While he was fucking me, he just stopped and said, "Mike says Hi." Then proceeded to fuck me.
What did you do?
What do you say to that!? But, when I came, I screamed out my full name.
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