this guy jus got head in a gas station bathroom from this fat chick with one leg
gross dude. was the guy blacked out drunk or something?
yeah and it only cost me 6 dollars
what is college for if not random hookup sex?
learning.
i would literally fuck learning if i could.
Your noise violation report contains the word "five-some"...wtf happened in here?
just put a funnel in my mouth and pour the tequila in with a little emergen-c
Yes, I am watching The Hills Have Thighs. And yes it is a porno remake of The Hills Have Eyes. And, again, yes, lesbian sex in the desert. Get the sand out.
your dad just showed up on the golfcart with a keg. i. love. our. neighborhood.
He came in like 30 seconds. That's how I know he hasn't been cheating on me while I've been gone
Having a race with the dryer. Seeing who can get drunk/dry clothes faster.
We are having a competition to see who can masterbate in the wierdest place, right now hes winning since he masterbated on his Jr. High school bus.
Driving a mountain pass in the middle of a blizzard with the worst vodka gummybear hangover ever is gods way of telling me to keep the black-outing within a 15 mile radius to my house.
drunk caitlyn doesn't know how to work gmail. so know an email has been sent to the entire campus with a picture of me naked eating a bagel attached.
I would come over if there was not the impending fear of me shitting out my brains.
i was enjoying my post acid trip trance a little too much. i found $50 on the sidewalk but didnt pick it up. just stared at the bill cuz it looked cool.
someone picked it up and i stared at the ground where it was for probably another minute or 2
It would seem she's painting a bullseye right in between her legs
You blacked out at 9:30 and insisted on sleeping in the hallway after you chugged an entire pitcher of beer. I guess the Jell-O shots were stronger than we thought...
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