My booty call said shes done doing the walk of shame. Wtf is that?
It's what anyone that sleeps with you, specifically, does when they leave. Some do it even when they just think of you.
LETS GO REDSKINS!
Quit drinking and watching your DVR, it's wednesday.
I think a girl in front of me glued an ugg tag to a weird pair of boots.
I guess wearing a straight up bikini to class is an early indication that Thirsty Thursday has started.
We have a guy passed out in the bathroom with one of our pots. Not sure if he's your friend so I let him be
You did this to me with your delicious pizza and moonshine.
I'll forgive you once we're drunk again by noon.
Grandma can hear your bong from the living room, please be more quiet. Love mom.
His constant posting of "inspirational" Taylor Swift quotes over the past 3 days has me a little worried. It's like, holy shit dude, you're almost 30.
He won't have sex to beyonce. I hate him.
i don't know how to react to you in a diaper crying and calling a football 'sadie'.
MY GOD WHY DIDN'T I TAKE PHOTOS OF HIS CREDIT CARDS WHILE HE WAS SLEEPING
One door closes, one man cooks for you through the next open door
Are you seriously getting this frustrated over a hand-job right now?
I need to stop getting so drunk at bowling
Ok, you agree to the terms? We can have sex, but this doesn't mean we're back together...it just means we're working on things. Got it? Sign here.
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