Got separated, got a half bj, got dropped off in random part of the city, don't tell anyone
I'm so over stopping myself from talking about my sexual experiences in front of children.
Repeat the weekend mantra. "I like boys with teeth, I need boys with teeth, I deserve boys with teeth, I will have boys with teeth".
Why is your name on a gluestick in a plastic baggy stuck to my door?
Also I spent like 2 hours on the hubble/nasa website sunday night looking at pictures of outer space and cried my face off at how beautiful and complex it is. What's wrong with me?!
The venue for the new years party is close to the hospital for obvious reasons.
He said he wanted to go to France " just to piss in the nice areas". I want to fuck him.
I can't. Currently naked covered in Nair trying desperately to catch his cat that rubbed up on my leg.
I hate that cat.
I'm right down the road from AJ's old house and I'm getting mixed feelings. My vagina is remembering good dick. But the rest of me is remembering horrible times.
My penis has like 3 people bidding on it
Dude, who WASN'T thinking of motorboating her?
I just spent 100$ at a sex shop to make myself feel better. And I signed you up to win 200$ so if you win, it's mine. And yes I'm serious.
Btw that $18 I gave you to run around outside naked came out of your wallet.
The hangover struggle is to real, just passed the drive thru window. Twice.
I miss the pre Covid days when we could meet men in bars. Hitting on guys in the grocery store is just depressing
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