Phease come get me i thought i was in a place i don't even understand
i know they say sex burns calories but i think i actually gained weight from just lying there for the whole 2 minutes
If I pass out leave the food near me so i can wake up to it
thanks for stopping by when you did. making a meatball quesadilla while high was a bad choice
I feel like the only solution to this is to get naked and lay in the shower for a hour then see what my penis wants to do.
I've had more sex in the two weeks since we broke up than I ever had in any two weeks we were together.
They told me you were taking cheese cube shots and chasing them with barbecue sauce... Is this true?
There are regrets in my world today- mostly jager at that fucking altitude
Dude, this guy showed up with a 40 and stayed for two days. I want that lack of responsibility
Not even joking, someone broke into the house to watch porn. The cops are on the way.
So the guy I hooked up with during welcome week just tried to booty call me from across the lecture hall at 9am. I don't think he gets how this works...
Though I do have to question why i found you and my brother passed out on his bedroom floor, no clothing between you except his tie wrapped around your dick
I woke up to half of the whiskey bottle gone, and apparently I showered in my clothes. Pretty good start to SB2015 I'd say?
Lol yeah. Because I just woke him up to blow him for being hot.
You had sex with him AND his man bun. Like not just him but also the bun.
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