There's a group of australian girls next to me. can't take them seriously. think they are going to turn into mr g
Studying for the exam.. Identifying the portraits using phrases like "large penis"
when i start to cry when i lose at mario kart is when you should put me to bed
its family weekend so i'm givin my little bro a tour of everywhere ive thrown up on campus
where did this taco bell managers name tag come from ?
I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE. I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE. I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE.
After you verbally abused the McDonalds employee for not making your fries fast enough, the fact that you woke up on a random lawn does not surprise me.
If eating a cheesesteak naked doesn't make me feel better, then I don't know what will.
Dude. Yeah. This is a game changer. I feel dirty and possibly pregnant and it hasn't happened yet.
My mom just sent me this: "I like Jon, but he needs to be the one going down on you! Yeah, we saw your head pop up in your car last night."
Oh, honey. If you're seeing a girl just for the sex, never doubt that she knows and she's doing the same thing. We're not stupid, we're just craftier than you.
Some fat latino guy has these 2 fat white moms making out with each other on the dance floor
I may be a complete scumbag but even im not willing to spend a grand and sit on a plane for 24 hours just for shrooms and a blowjob
So I met one of her cousins last night. She recognized me as "the guy that's always in the liquor store", I may have a problem.
It was all going good until I realized she was wearing underwear with a butt flap. Mission aborted.
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