Its about making memories worth repressing
okay so using the row boat as a giant snow sled probably wasn't the best idea.
i wish the dell website had a "did you drink an entire bottle of rum and stepped on your laptop which shattered the screen this weekend and would like to know how to fix it without your parents finding out FAST?" link on their homepage.. i can't be the only one
She has an emergency bra in her purse. I'm gonna check no on the 'introducing her to my new boyfriend' box.
I love you like a cupcake loves an overweight child, very similar to the mannerisms of a whole cake but personal, and minus the commitment issues, plus just the right amount of icing; not to mention the convenience of mobility, and only a smidgen of the guilt😘
When the question of, do you know who's ass has been on the cake you are eating is said... Good or bad party?
We should install the 'help i've fallen and can't get up' buttons on our bodies for this weekend. Birthday weekend calls for extra measures.
Found trail of ibuprofen on ground. I'm like the intervention version of e.t.
according to the video, you won you first drunken karaoke contest based off of your actual singing abilities and not because you took your shirt! I've never been prouder :)
I lost my flask somewhere between dancing shirtless to The Spice Girls and walking around Wawa opening/eating things and putting them back.
Please don't call my dad a fuckpuppet, I feel like that would be awkward to explain later.
Yeah. Still not happy that my prof saw a picture of my vag.
I'll take "things you shouldn't say to a guy you just met in a bar" for 100!
someone commented on last weekends photos impressed that so many homeless people wanted to take pictures with us. weird that those "homeless people" are our friends... right?
My friends say stay away from him but it’s still 2017 so I’m allowed to make shit decisions until midnight hahah
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