I sometimes wonder how many of the girls I know have done anal...and why none of them have ever dated me.
Just made a pepperoni sandwich with cheese, mayo, and pickles. Poverty is like pot, without the happy feeling.
he is the anna nicole to my 90 year-old billionaire. i'm grateful that he's fucking me, so i'm buying him shit.
I'm masturbating to football. This is why I get guys and you don't
Just told him about my threesome. if that doesn't make him want to date me nothing will.
I think I actually have rug burn on my eye.
Also when i was high i would close my eyes and see a puppy on a grill having pancake batter poured on it.... And for whatever reason it was fucking hilarious.
Girl, he's like catnip for my pussy.
Like I could say no to two hot people already naked and fucking. Please. I'm not made of stone.
Twice?!
Just let me suck your dick and be happy. Let me have this.
Let's just say that I took off my pants and I had superman boxers on. Then she took off her pants and she had batman panties on. I think she's the one!
Maybe if you would fuck your boss you would get string cheese too
I get dinner and bf perks from the one guy. But dick with no commitment from the other. I’m living my best life.
How did the surgery go?
My face feels like a marshmallow.
I swear I have some evil slut demon in me when I'm blacked out
Don't we all.
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