I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
So i've def seen the girl running for student body VP getting fingered in a bar.
double majoring has taught me only that psych majors are sluttier than govt majors
everything was going well until edgar threatened to handcuff the security guard to himself.
There are too many people on this bus for it to be even REMOTELY okay that I'm wearing a puke covered sweater
Both his mom and his sister were hitting on me when I stopped by today. He isn't a real friend anyway, right?
I just want to have such an intense orgasm that my heart stops and I die. I mean that would kind of suck for the guy I'm fucking but then again he could be like "I'm that good"
He held the kayak still so I wouldn't tip over while projectile vomiting. If that ain't true love, I don't know what is...
I've never wanted to punch a 94 year old woman in the vagina, and then call her next of kin to tell them I just muff punched their Gam Gam until today.
Annoying and petty is the name of the game and I'm the MVP.
You were having sex very loudly, so I felt it necessary to blast the Thong Song, bust out the trusty old airhorn and walk in on you. MY BAD.
I didn’t not spend thanksgiving morning making out with him in a diner parking lot
will you help me invent vagina-safe pop rocks?
I think I fell asleep on my pizza last night. Damn, I am sauccccy.
I need like a billion tiny bottles of alcohol to put in the patron pinatas
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