I got really high with eric & scott.. they're discussing why words sound the way they do.. it's going to get messy
I have tardy slips. and absent slips if you don't show up to the bar. and trust me, if you are absent there will be a saturday school. I'm teaching you how to drink tonight.
Let me just inform you of my purse contents right now. Three cum rags, a sock full of cum, xanax, and a fake moustache. This is my life.
Also, my phone autocorrects ENABLER to all caps. I think I drunk text the word too often.
There is a literally infinite number of spliffs going around this table.
Delicious
I feel like I'm at a sushi bar with a spliff belt.
do you think they make 'sorry for walking in on you drunkenly jacking of to a picture of me' cards?
I'd hate to be 100% hetero. Pretty sure they have less orgies
you took a potato out of your pocket and just started eating it raw. don't know where the potato came from though
21st birthday = success
I have to stop letting him stay all weekend. I feel like a cored apple.
I just walked past a guy banging a chick in the back of his car.
Well sort of got busted by a cop while having sex outside, so your call
You haven't lived until you've snorted coke from a Pharaoh's hand baby
Someone messaged me on POF and wished me a Happy International Women's Day. Why do I even bother anymore?
First. I had the strength. Now. I am the death.
My mom is dancing slutty on the bar I need more drinks to be ok with this
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