I just found glitter on my vibrator... whatever we're doing has to stop
I'm going to fuck him so hard that his dick is going to fracture
Glad to see your being a lady about this
We had a long talk in which he told me he respects me more than any other girl. 30 minutes later, I got a facial.
There are about 5 pictures of my dog taking a dump on my camera and 20 of Brandon taking one for "comparison" reasons.
That's what you said about that spiderman stripper, but look how that turned out
Does hooking up with the gay pledge count as hazing?
And I can say one thing, I look pretty good in high wasted pants. I don't know if that helps. But I do. God I'm high.
its just been over 12 hours, and i`m dying, don`t know how i`m supposed to survive the holidays sexless
Strip mythology. Everyone wins. Most of all me.
There's cereal in my underwear. Was I in your apartment at any time last night? That's the only logical explanation for this.
I added a U.S. Senator on snapchat....casual.
How are you feeling?
I mean, shattered dignity aside, not bad.
I've been continuously high for the last 48 hours, and just broke my 4th vibrator. Coincidence? FIND ME A MAN I BEG OF YOU.
Once again, marijuana saves me from going to jail
I literally ended up in this basement and was tangoing w my friend and then I peed in a supply closet and had to be put to bed
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