We are walking down to the lake and then i dont know. Where did you sleep?
Places.
Plural? Please tell.
so high. i feel like my whole body is a boner
nothing can go wrong this weekend. $1500 to spend. i have options for hookups every night. my backup plans have backup plans
I would give up sex for lent, but I think Jesus would understand that I went too long without it to go back now.
My rats are drinking wine. I am drinking with rats. God i am so alone.
we found his I.D. in the upstairs bathroom...under a towel in a hidden pile of snacks from her kitchen
They told me you were taking cheese cube shots and chasing them with barbecue sauce... Is this true?
My head. My head is the problem. Also alcoholism.
He's asking if he can send a dick pic. How do I politely decline that?
I don't think people appreciate how hard it is to fuck in a portapotty. Sarah and I had train for that shit.
i could've stared at her spine forever man..she was so deep, and she made a drink out of vodka and organic mangoo shit. i will find her and present that goddess with some fucking gummies
you're no longer allowed out of my sight at parties
I still have your make up all over the inside of my thighs from the face sitting. Free tonight?
We shared a dick. We're practically sisters!
I'm just going to use my debit card. I feel bad buying pizza with the money I stole from my roommate...so I'm going to put it in my piggy bank.
His hair is as curly as mine. It was like watching me go down on myself.
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